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+Part of Me- Katy Perry
+Paralyzed- Joel Faviere
Currently trying to catch up on Doctor Who, Game of Thrones and RWBY

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

September 15 2014, 03:19 PM   •   211,343 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

September 15 2014, 03:19 PM   •   209,476 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Ambushing the Staff Returns

September 15 2014, 03:19 PM   •   392 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

September 15 2014, 03:17 PM   •   99,140 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

image

having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

September 15 2014, 03:17 PM   •   256,666 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

The fact that my school basically dismissed my brother’s learning disability (caused by lack of oxygen to the brain because he “died” multiple times when he was a baby because of asthma issues) and told him that he can just wait until he’s 16 and figure out what he’s going to do with his life, instead of actually, y’know, finding a teaching method that works for him, makes me FURIOUS. His learning style is similar to mine, and he’s actually not as thick as the school is making him feel, he just can’t pay attention for as long and can’t learn just by listening and copying down notes.

I begin tutoring him on Thursday.

September 15 2014, 03:16 PM   •   1 note
in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution it’s really scaryit’s really infuriatingit’s really exhausting

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting

September 15 2014, 01:00 PM   •   86,863 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

September 15 2014, 01:00 PM   •   111,372 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

zerotation:

free them[x]

September 15 2014, 01:00 PM   •   3,009 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

September 15 2014, 01:00 PM   •   889,934 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

September 15 2014, 12:59 PM   •   555,553 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

September 15 2014, 12:59 PM   •   646,674 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

September 15 2014, 12:59 PM   •   430,046 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
imessageworld:

omg haha

imessageworld:

omg haha

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